MASHquotes: Radar (in a letter): As usual, I’m writing slowly because I know you can’t read fast.
MASHquotes: Sidney Freedman: Anger turned inward is depression. Anger turned sideways is Hawkeye.
MASHquotes: Hawkeye: “Swill gin”? Sir I have sipped, lapped, and taken gin intravenously, but I have never swilled.
MASHquotes: Hawkeye (to Klinger): “I can’t put my lips around a howitzer”.
MASHquotes: Lil: Are you married, Margaret? Margaret: I was, but he wasn’t.
MASHquotes: Klinger: I got KP coming up. I’ll probably fall asleep on the pudding and die of a concussion.
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MASHquotes: BJ: You? An athletic scholarship!?
Hawkeye: That’s right, the coach’s daughter paid me to leave her alone.
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